HOMEMESSAGEARCHIVE

overgrown-orangutan:

i am 150% in love with myself

I H8 U AN DUR STUPID ABS

19 Apr 14   +  15 notes
reblog

cantkeepmymusictomyself:

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

That chart is actually very upsetting.

18 Apr 14   +  229,814 notes
reblog

timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

18 Apr 14   +  251,243 notes
reblog

murasaki-me:

redsuns-n-orangemoons:

shybairnsget-nowt:

americas-liberty:

Students Fed Up With Michelle Obama’s School Lunch Overhaul — Menu-Item Snapshots Spell Out Why

Wow that is depressing. 

okay but is that michelle’s fault for pushing for healtheir lunches or is it school districts’ faults for cutting corner by cutting calories but not making lunch any healthier?

let’s look into it.

^^^Agreed. She is trying. School boards aren’t.

18 Apr 14   +  65,207 notes
reblog

riddlemetom:

Overheard in the halls of Hogwarts [4/4] Inspired by x

18 Apr 14   +  33,875 notes
reblog

m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing

18 Apr 14   +  860,284 notes
reblog

99.9% of my sentences start with

  • oh my god
  • yeah
  • no
  • basically
  • wait
  • so yeah
  • like
  • you know
  • oh
  • um
  • what
  • well
  • but
18 Apr 14   +  290,795 notes
reblog
18 Apr 14   +  207,182 notes
reblog
18 Apr 14   +  110,844 notes
reblog
18 Apr 14   +  4,426 notes
reblog

bongbonger:

wanna bug a white supremacist

18 Apr 14   +  139 notes
reblog
18 Apr 14   +  11,707 notes
reblog

dannyqhantom:

Lettuce Bacon Green beans Tomato Ally sandwich 

18 Apr 14   +  31,379 notes
reblog

#question #hair #me

17 Apr 14   +  4 notes
reblog

markatch:

Saturday morning cartoons

By Cameron

17 Apr 14   +  3,201 notes
reblog

♦FF