HOMEMESSAGEARCHIVE

the-treble:

bonusvampirus:

*makes heterophobic text post*

It’s a metaphor, see? You make a mean text post, but you don’t back it with thousands of years of violently-upheld institutional power, so it doesn’t have the power to actually hurt anyone. 

best one yet

23 Apr 14   +  10,809 notes
reblog

givemeinternet:

Classic Kanye

23 Apr 14   +  54,314 notes
reblog

majortvjunkie:

college

23 Apr 14   +  74,775 notes
reblog
Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can’t, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.

—Robert Frost (via ventriloquistic)
23 Apr 14   +  634 notes
reblog

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

I just waxed my legs in my friends car infront of her she looks so dissapointed.

image

image

say what bitch

23 Apr 14   +  896 notes
reblog

pika-brew:

fangirltothefullest:

THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

this is good advice

22 Apr 14   +  294,780 notes
reblog

It’s all fun and games until you start shipping a blonde and a brunette together.

mondaymonkeylives:

22 Apr 14   +  8,971 notes
reblog

swanqueenandrizzles:

did u ever see

image

i mean

image

or maybe just

image

22 Apr 14   +  10,886 notes
reblog

milesjai:

wayward-swagabond:

dannyrandy:

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way

u r  b r o c k  i n  m y  a s s b r o l e

22 Apr 14   +  73,180 notes
reblog

warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

image

Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

image

I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

image

  BAM!

22 Apr 14   +  60,250 notes
reblog

thenita:

Best line of the movie

22 Apr 14   +  52,842 notes
reblog

leovaldicaprio:

littleme60:

OMG!

THIS WAS THE PRESENTATION VIDEO BEFORE THE FIRST HANNAH MONTANA EPISODE IM DYINGGGGG

THIS IS 2006 IN ONE VIDEO

22 Apr 14   +  105,665 notes
reblog

cyanine:

My sexual orientation is girls who look like they could beat me up and boys who look like they wouldn’t stand a chance

22 Apr 14   +  22,888 notes
reblog

relevxnce:

adele exarchopoulos is killing me

22 Apr 14   +  5,101 notes
reblog
22 Apr 14   +  24,601 notes
reblog

♦FF