so my friends son is going through puberty earlier than his classmates and it was freaking him out a bit so she sat him down and explained how his body was going to change and that its supposed to happen and at the end she was like “are you confused about anything?” and hes like “just one thing”
and shes thinking “oh no hes going to ask me about sex i just know it”
and he says “i just dont understand modern art”
THIS KID HAS GOT HIS SHIT TOGETHER
So I work at a pet hospital, and we got a sick chameleon today that we had to treat. Needless to say we got a little attached to her and named her Susan. Her pillow was a cotton ball, her blankets were gauze squares and her head-warmer was a top of a glove filled with water. :)
This holiday season give her the gift she’ll cherish forever.
a transtrender? heck yeah i’m a transtrender. i am the trendiest trans person on the planet. look at how fucking stylish i am. admire me.
Just because someone’s parents are together, someone has a nice house, has nice clothes, isn’t poor, eats every day and has a loving family doesn’t mean they can’t be depressed, have anxiety, an eating disorder, self harm issues, or any other problem.
it’s so happy it looks so happy to be alive i want 2 be that cat
i’m so happy to be in a world where this has happened
i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times
I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor.
fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)
"ya but how many chainz" i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay